Hello, there. We here at FOFL would like to welcome you to the ranks of the most pure, the most sacrosanct, the most righteous people on the web. Our numbers are small — just as God intended! — but that doesn't mean we can't add one more Abstaining Soldier for Life™!
There will be more soon, but until then, go ahead and peruse our FAQ and mission position statement to see if you're a true Abstaining Soldier for Christ™. Then, check back with us later as we get our righteous bus back on the road!
Sincerely,
Suleiman Razumovsky
Abstaining Soldier for Christ™ Inspector-General